More on Getting Nailed

As a songwriter and a PR practitioner, I think they missed the obvious and best metaphor and/or play on words. Why not "Drive HAMMERED, get nailed."? Also, I want to point out the likely origin of the term "getting nailed" as being nailed to the cross as a form of punishment. In the Bible Belt, this connection may be even more powerful and profound because of the association of Jesus being nailed to the cross.